There are few things I
despise less than searching for an apartment. The only other thing would probably be searching for a job...
Searching for a new apartment is very similar to finding a new job. At least in NY. You are searching for not only a space and neighborhood that is good for you, but also....roommates. Though I am fortunate that my income does allow me to bunk alone, I'm just not ready. I'm not certain which neighborhood I want to set my roots in and I'm also not prepared to part with a small fortune monthly. Considering I've yet to hit my six month mark in the city, I feel its best
financially to keep my savings saved and invest in a modest little hole in the wall to call my NYC home. Plus, this way I have more funds to explore this magnificent city.
So far, my
craigslist adventures have turned out a flat out rejection, being stood up and the roommate version of a proposal.
I thought I had hit the jackpot when I found Laura and her two roommates. Laura was looking for a sublet for her ADORABLE Park Slope apartment. My heart melted when I looked at the exposed brick photo on
craigslist. I met with the two girls I would call my future roommates and all was seemingly well. We fell in mutual roommate "like" when I asked a random question that they had forgotten during my 21 questions interview. I thought it only natural to ask, "So...when do you shower?" I got nervous when Laura laughed, thinking this may have not been an appropriate question upon first meeting someone. Laura then explained that this was one of her
initial question that she had forgotten to ask me. She had previously asked the prior applicant this question and was met with a harsh reply of, "What does that have to do with anything?"
To me, this question seemed natural. If we are all getting ready for work at the same time each morning, this can be a hazard!
Especially with three ladies and one bathroom. Not only did it seem fateful that we asked the same question, we also had a very workable shower schedule aligned. I left the interview confident I had found my new home! (it
definitely helped that I asked to use the restroom before leaving and totally eavesdropped on the girls saying they loved me:) )
Well, a week went by and...no word :( I was pretty crushed and confused. So naturally, I emailed. Turns out the girls had a friend who needed a room and it went to her. Though I did get a very nice "Dear John" email.
"you would have been a great fit, but..."
so I pounded the key board again...www.craigslist.com
and met Kara. Kara had a spacious room with a brick fireplace! (I apparently have a thing for bricks) I was even more excited about this
Greenpoint/
Williamsburg apartment than the Park Slope rejection.
Greenpoint/
Williamsburg is a much closer commute to the city. Though I was in room love with the Park Slope apartment the commute was just a little too far from both city to train stop and more importantly, train stop to apartment. Well, I had no idea how far
Greenpoint/
Williamsburg would take me.
The
MTA and I have a love hate relationship. I love it when my trains run on time with zero scheduled
maintenance. I hate when they run late, or not at all, and have changes in tracks due to
maintenance.
Unfortunately on Monday night, when I was headed to view my potential future home, the E decided it was not going to run. After hearing a
muffled voice echo over the loud speaker at the Queens Plaza track my heart raced. I had no idea what the voice was saying, but I knew...like we all knew standing there...it was bad news. After waiting for minutes, hoping my little voice was wrong about the
muffled voice a kind young man (16 year old braces wearing pint of a man) asked if I was going to Court Square...I was! Thankfully
Marky, yes
Marky. Was also not only headed to Nassau Ave, he would be walking right by the block that was my final destination. He was my little
MTA misdirect God send.
Marky walked with me from Queens plaza to Ely st where we would catch the G (aka the most unreliable train in the city) to Nassau Ave. Once there
Marky escorted me
oooh about 15 blocks (
uuuggghhhh!!!!) to the door of Kara and her two roommates.
Marky went on his way home after giving me an escort and tour of the neighborhood (including where I can score alcohol without an ID...sweet!), of course not before asking me to
facebook him.
I
texted Kara when I made it to her door. I had already given the apartment a strike in the obscene distance that it took me to get to the apartment (it did not help that it was dark and raining). Kara was at the door in an instant and showed great joy in seeing me, I would soon discover why. It was a much easier commute from door to door once in the apartment. On the second floor we entered the apartment. Right away the space was neat and clean, and had an aroma of a um, herbal scent. I met Marta, the young woman whose lease I would be taking over. Marta kindly stood up from her friend and guitar to meet me. She gave me a bear hug and planted a big wet one on my cheek. I pulled away quickly and looked into her incredibly
dilated eyes and immediately became uncomfortable. Strike two. I am not
naive. I understand its NY and these are young girls in fashion school, but come on! Lets keep the "herbal remedies" away until after I sign the lease. Strike three was all that I would have needed for a strike out. I was welcomed into the layout of Railroad style apartments. Essentially its walking through roommate A and roommate B's room to get to the kitchen, bathroom or...the rest of the apt for that matter. This railroad
style had the perk of my own entrance (I'm listening). Oh, except for the fact that it is also the
entrance Kara will be using to get into her room. Okay, so have a 20 something stoned student walk through my room anytime she wanted to go into hers (strike out!) I smiled as politely as I could when Kara mentioned the possibility of a curtain that could be set up if I wanted privacy (of course I want privacy, aka a wall! ). As I
grinned and thought to myself, "How much longer do I have to stand her and smile until its okay for me to go home?" Kara suddenly let out a screech of excitement at the sight of my necklace. "
OMG, I love your necklace, I think I have the same one. I don't know where it is, I should find it. I love you. You have to live here. I love you." I guess that was it for Kara, one mutually owned piece of
jewelry and she was sold on me. I however ,was not sold on her or her idea of curtains masquerading as walls. I was upfront (my new life resolution.) I told her I was not comfortable with the railroad set up and I appreciated her taking the time to meet me. I headed home discouraged that I had wasted so much time,
trekking all the way to Brooklyn (in the rain) and reconsidered my idealized view of "roommates."
Though I chuckle to myself when I read the listings that mention the following:
"No meat allowed in the home, I'm vegan and it will not be tolerated"(I'm happy to tolerate and appreciate your values, all aside...I am glad you posted this and hence did not waste my time.)
"I take very seriously the rumor that batman is not real."(I take it very seriously, that you take this seriously.)
"Television must be watched with headphones."(because NYC residents don't just walk around with headphones in on the subway, they live in them.)
"Please respond with a sentence about yourself, including your favorite ice cream flavor."(
because ice cream flavor preference is
scientifically proven to correspond with potential roommate compatibility) This one did not bother me and I happily replied with Cookies & Cream :)
I love these lines, however ridiculous they may be. At least tell me your room is obnoxiously set up and you're 420 friendly. Tell me you have a questionable relationship with comic book figures. I get it, and I will respectfully decline your future roommate status in my life.
In the middle of the rejection of me and my rejection of Railroad rooms there was a reply to my reply of a post that ended in me at an apartment somewhere in Brooklyn, calling a number without voice mail and waiting 25 minutes until I gave up. I have never, ever been stood up before and while the
Internet does warn of scams, I thought who would possibly have the time to post an
advertisement for an available room, reply to an email, verify through a text message, give directions and then not have the decency to cancel or at least text if the room was then taken?! All I know, after all of the adventures in apartment hunting are said and done, I will find great peace in the comfort of my new home and what it took to find...fingers crossed!